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Portable Travel Emergency Urinal Funnel

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$11.99 $29.99

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Original Price :   $ 29.99 USD

Today Only Price:   $ 11.99 USD  (Save 60%)
 

Have you had call of nature in the tightest situations while traveling , camping or fishing ?

Where no hygienic facility isn't available or you just don't want to cut short your trip with your loved ones just because you can't hold it any more? You don't have to hold it in! 😅

 

Get Your Portable Travel Emergency Urinal Funnel Today

Every car should have one  

 🔥 Buy 2 And Get Another 10% Extra Discount [ Use Code SAVE10 At Checkout ]

 

Do you want to risk kidney disease? Do you want to make that inevitable mess? If you're stuck in a traffic jam with no other options, do you want to step out of your car and have the world see and judge you when you go in the middle of the road like a barbarian? 

Avoid messy emergencies! 

Picturing yourself using the product may not be glamorous or comfortable BUT think of the alternatives.The product fits to any standard sized bottle to help you relieve the call of nature in the tightest situations.Keep one in your car and/or your bag so that you are always ready. This is also perfect for camping and outdoor trips. Best of all, help avoid kidney and other diseases associated with holding in your pee.

But why not just pee in a bottle? Bottle holes are over three times smaller than the opening of this product. It's three times more difficult to use just the bottle itself. During difficult situations, you need all the help you can get.

Also perfect for Fishing trips!

Peeing on the water is not very nice (pee is still technically toxic waste / pollution) and neither is exposing yourself to the raw environment. What if someone sees you? What if a nasty bug bit you down there? But more importantly, standing near the edge of a boat is a bad idea especially over rougher waters. Your fishing trip can be cut short if you fall onto the water. 

 

Highlights

  • Environmental-friendly PP material, easy to clean. It is unisex and fit for people of all ages.
  • Portable and convenient to carry around. It’s easy to use with handle. Designed not to flow back, splash or spill.
  • Suitiable for outdoor emergency uses, used in car travel, traffic jam or when you do not want to use the unsanitary public toilet, and convenient for people who suffer from mobility difficulties.
  • Do not use in public where prohibited by law.
  • Bottle not included.
  • Dispose of the waste material immediately and properly when you have the chance.
  • Wash and disinfect the product properly after every use. 

 

picture Travel  Emergency Urinal Funnel

 

picture of portable Urinal Funnel

 

Reminder: Use this product while on the most stable part of the boat. And however awkward, ask for assistance if necessary.For hygienic purposes, we strongly suggest for each person to have their own and not share this product.

Disclaimer: Do NOT use the product while you are driving. If you need to pee, pull over to a safe location. 

 

 Important Note:  

Due to high demand, please allow 10-20 Business Days for delivery Image result for shipping icon png . For more information please Visit our FAQ Page

Update: We have been blowing up on social media. For this reason, we are almost running out of stock. If we run out, you will have to wait next year until we restock them back. Hurry! Get yours now before it is gone.

Click "Add to Cart" button before stock runs out          

 

Our Customer Promise

60 Day Money Back Guarantee.
Tracking Number For Every Order.
Safe Payments Via STRIPE And PAYPAL
Real People On Our 24/7 Online Customer Support
Low Cost Shipping With Insurance.

 

Checkout Secure

 

SHIPPING AND DELIVERY

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands world wide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location

*Estimated Shipping Time

United States

10-20 Business days

Canada, Europe

10-20 Business days

Australia, New Zealand

10-30 Business days

Mexico, Central America, South America

15-30 Business days

Asia

10-20 Business days

Africa

15-45 Business days

*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

 

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in China will be shipped by ePacket or EMS depending on the weight and size of the product. Packages shipped from our US warehouse are shipped through USPS.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says “no information available at the moment”.

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you've specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

 

REFUNDS & RETURNS POLICY

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, if you’d like a refund you can request one no matter the reason.

If you did not receive the product within the guaranteed time ( 45 days not including 2-5 day processing) you can request a refund or a reshipment.
If you received the wrong item you can request a refund or a reshipment.
If you do not want the product you’ve received you may request a refund but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused.

 *You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on Contact Us page. If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

Here are 5 more great reasons to buy from us:

   

You get a full 60 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent.

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down.

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

Ordering from joeypatch is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either.

Original Price :   $ 29.99 USD

Today Only Price:   $ 11.99 USD  (Save 60%)
 

Have you had call of nature in the tightest situations while traveling , camping or fishing ?

Where no hygienic facility isn't available or you just don't want to cut short your trip with your loved ones just because you can't hold it any more? You don't have to hold it in! 😅

 

Get Your Portable Travel Emergency Urinal Funnel Today

Every car should have one  

 🔥 Buy 2 And Get Another 10% Extra Discount [ Use Code SAVE10 At Checkout ]

 

Do you want to risk kidney disease? Do you want to make that inevitable mess? If you're stuck in a traffic jam with no other options, do you want to step out of your car and have the world see and judge you when you go in the middle of the road like a barbarian? 

Avoid messy emergencies! 

Picturing yourself using the product may not be glamorous or comfortable BUT think of the alternatives.The product fits to any standard sized bottle to help you relieve the call of nature in the tightest situations.Keep one in your car and/or your bag so that you are always ready. This is also perfect for camping and outdoor trips. Best of all, help avoid kidney and other diseases associated with holding in your pee.

But why not just pee in a bottle? Bottle holes are over three times smaller than the opening of this product. It's three times more difficult to use just the bottle itself. During difficult situations, you need all the help you can get.

Also perfect for Fishing trips!

Peeing on the water is not very nice (pee is still technically toxic waste / pollution) and neither is exposing yourself to the raw environment. What if someone sees you? What if a nasty bug bit you down there? But more importantly, standing near the edge of a boat is a bad idea especially over rougher waters. Your fishing trip can be cut short if you fall onto the water. 

 

Highlights

  • Environmental-friendly PP material, easy to clean. It is unisex and fit for people of all ages.
  • Portable and convenient to carry around. It’s easy to use with handle. Designed not to flow back, splash or spill.
  • Suitiable for outdoor emergency uses, used in car travel, traffic jam or when you do not want to use the unsanitary public toilet, and convenient for people who suffer from mobility difficulties.
  • Do not use in public where prohibited by law.
  • Bottle not included.
  • Dispose of the waste material immediately and properly when you have the chance.
  • Wash and disinfect the product properly after every use. 

 

picture Travel  Emergency Urinal Funnel

 

picture of portable Urinal Funnel

 

Reminder: Use this product while on the most stable part of the boat. And however awkward, ask for assistance if necessary.For hygienic purposes, we strongly suggest for each person to have their own and not share this product.

Disclaimer: Do NOT use the product while you are driving. If you need to pee, pull over to a safe location. 

 

 Important Note:  

Due to high demand, please allow 10-20 Business Days for delivery Image result for shipping icon png . For more information please Visit our FAQ Page

Update: We have been blowing up on social media. For this reason, we are almost running out of stock. If we run out, you will have to wait next year until we restock them back. Hurry! Get yours now before it is gone.

Click "Add to Cart" button before stock runs out          

 

Our Customer Promise

60 Day Money Back Guarantee.
Tracking Number For Every Order.
Safe Payments Via STRIPE And PAYPAL
Real People On Our 24/7 Online Customer Support
Low Cost Shipping With Insurance.

 

Checkout Secure

 

SHIPPING AND DELIVERY

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands world wide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location

*Estimated Shipping Time

United States

10-20 Business days

Canada, Europe

10-20 Business days

Australia, New Zealand

10-30 Business days

Mexico, Central America, South America

15-30 Business days

Asia

10-20 Business days

Africa

15-45 Business days

*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

 

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in China will be shipped by ePacket or EMS depending on the weight and size of the product. Packages shipped from our US warehouse are shipped through USPS.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says “no information available at the moment”.

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you've specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

 

REFUNDS & RETURNS POLICY

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, if you’d like a refund you can request one no matter the reason.

If you did not receive the product within the guaranteed time ( 45 days not including 2-5 day processing) you can request a refund or a reshipment.
If you received the wrong item you can request a refund or a reshipment.
If you do not want the product you’ve received you may request a refund but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused.

 *You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on Contact Us page. If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

Here are 5 more great reasons to buy from us:

   

You get a full 60 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent.

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down.

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

Ordering from joeypatch is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either.

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